"I’m waiting, waiting for nothing
You’re leaving, leaving me hanging
When did your heart go missing?"
— When Did Your Heart Go Missing? - Rooney
(Source: diesfordecember)
- 3 hours ago
- 3
"Then my roommate left for the gym. As soon as the door closed behind him, I learned a very important lesson: sometimes the quietest and meekest in public are the loudest and wildest in private. I mean, I knew this about women in an intellectual way, but the reality of this proverb never hit home with me until I found myself being nearly sexually assaulted by this girl who had said no more than 10 words over the past hour."
— I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, by Tucker Max
- 1 day ago
- 1
No chain, no leather, no collar, no artifact can show you who you belong to as much as this simple gesture.
(Source: laenoirphotographer)
- 2 days ago
- 11220
Benefits when you’re cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it’s easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you’re ugly: You don’t get raped.Benefits of reblogging this post: You get to perpetuate the myth that rape has anything at all to do with how attractive someone is, AND you get to engage in victim blaming at the same time, AND you get to do all this with the excuse that “It’s just a joke!”
To the OP and all 32,800+ of you who reblogged this, FUCK YOU! It’s not a joke. You should all be thoroughly disgusted with yourselves, and please work on developing a sense of humor that doesn’t rely on ignorant bullshit like this… The fact that this post has so many notes makes me feel physically sick. Fuck all of you. I couldn’t be more tired of this bullshit.
(Source: johnxdope)
- 3 days ago
- 36675
Some old fart complained about my sister’s barbecue yesterday. He called the firefighters and everything.
This is my interpretation about how it went down through the eyes of the old guy:
“I’m sorry, but you can’t make that damn good barbecue on an American national holiday in one of the oldest cities in this fine nation. I’m going to complain and call the authorities on you because I’m old, retired on welfare, and have nothing to do but be a shitty neighbor to everyone.”
- 4 days ago
- 1
